http://www.youtube.com/user/CONRADCIGARSPIPES

This old guy has 9,500 videos of himself on his channel. And every single one of them is just a couple minutes of him just smoking a pipe. He doesn't talk. He almost never changes his pose. He just sits there smoking his pipe, doing nothing else.



Imagine this video x 9,500 and you'll have a good idea of what his channel is all about. What makes this even funnier is how he seems to suffer from ALL CAPS DISEASE. Nothing is in lowercase for him. And he also comes from a Spanish speaking country and has to use Babelfish or a similar program to translate his video descriptions into English. Some of his videos have music in them and he explains this as "MUSIC OF THE JAZZ" and "MUSIC OF THE ROCK". I'm hoping he sticks around for a while so I can see just how many videos he can accumulate. If he gets to #1, the internet news sites are going to be so weirded out. I also hope that I'll be as cool as Conrad when I'm an old guy.

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Wow!
Who says you have to have anything to say (or even do) to make a video, huh?

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He sends messages to his homeworld in his pipe smoke.
I am on to him.

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That man has spent days sitting in front of the camera smoking pipes. I tried to work it out under the assumption that each video was a minute long, which equaled 6 and a bit days of smoking, but then I saw that others were up to 6 minutes long.
How does he have that much time? This man is surely the great mystery of our age.

He's an interesting character. There's one video of his wife. I thought that was sweet.

This guy needs a movie deal from Hollywood. It's got blockbuster written all over it.